Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Mr.munusamy is dead

I closed my maths notebook and looked around.
veranda was empty except for those two boys.
"sri matha matriculation school is closed early.
Because Mr.munusamy is dead".

The dark fellow seemed comfortable with the silence.
i waited to smile at him.
But he never turned his head.
"oh ! Mr.Munusamy is no more", i realised.

I took my eyes away and browsed the next one
He was already smiling at me.
I gave a big smile and shouted, "shall we play ?"
"Is Mr. Munusamy really dead ?", he queried.

When I finished explaining my new game,
the dark one was facing us.
"Are you coming ?",we asked.
he nodded.

During the game, i stopped suddenly to ask their names.
Then i said mine."Brahmamurthy".
Me, Siva and Vishnu resumed the game.
Later i named the game "LIFE".

Monday, November 15, 2004

SOP

this morning i decided to write my statement of purpose.
keeping up the tradition, i started customising manix's SOP.

STATEMENT OF PURPOSE
Name: Baskaran Muthu Manikandan
Degree Sought: M.S. leading to PhD
___________________________________
"The important thing is to dare to dream big,
then take action to make it come true."

I am proud to be a student of Computer Science,
carrying with me a dream
blah blah blah..

oh oh.....hey all...i always suspected this..
that manima was "CARRYING"...something big
but you see it is his BIG DREAM..

then wondering what iam supposed to carry i started
editing LINE by LINE and finally it turned out to be ..

STATEMENT OF PURPOSE
Name: Boopathy Srinivasan
Degree Sought: M.S. leading to nothing infact marriage

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+

" Gnu is Not Unix "

me too,
with sweet dreams
blah blah blah..

hey...thatz the crux of the SOP ..if you want the complete stuff
mail me what does the "me too" means..if u get it right i will
mail u my complete SOP..

and one more thing. iam not satisfied with the quote
"gnu is not unix" . so, someone gimme a better quote.
pls. note that its shud be relevant.
dont gimme quotes about friendship like
"a frend is one who first cuts your mobile call
and then call from landline".

Thursday, November 11, 2004

yellam therinja yekambaram

yellaam theriyumnu oru yekambaram
yedhai yedhaiyo senchucham
CRICKET vilayaduchaam , KEYBOARD vasuchaam
OFFICE poitu vandhu OIL PAINTING panuchaam
ALL ROUNDER naan'nu altikittu thirunjudhaam
idhai yen viduvanenu -easya
ipadi oru kavidhaiyum ezhudhuchaam

Monday, November 08, 2004

"So Iyer is marrying a horse" : ( author : unknown)

I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Qucikly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz i never take a risk
I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage
She: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are
looking out for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black
cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
She: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged
horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg
in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's
photo
& keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say
that
again, I will cut your tongue...!
She: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
She: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what i did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Iyer is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz i never take a risk .....hic!

Thursday, November 04, 2004

NEO

Releasing from the flow of the time,
I watched those waves proceed.
I watched like
a pixel popping out of monitor and
analyzing the DISPLAY besides an user.

(original in tamil)
nighazhvin ootathilirundhu veliyeri
nighazhvodu neendhuvathai parkiren -
oru pixel monitorilirundhu thalai thooki
DISPLAYvai paarpadhu pool.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

my first poem

"aatrai kadandhu vitaal
akarai adaidhidalaam "
"aatrai kandhadhu vitaal
akarai adaidhidalaam"
aatarai kandhandhu viten,
akarai kaanavillai.

sari vaa . aatrodu poi vidalaam
adhu sherkum karaiyai,
"akarai" yendridalaam.

(i wrote this during my first year of my college..in one of the boring lectures)

my first poem

"aatrai kadandhu vitaal
akarai adaidhidalaam "
"aatrai kandhadhu vitaal
akarai adaidhidalaam"
aatarai kandhandhu viten,
akarai kaanavillai.

sari vaa . aatrodu poi vidalaam
adhu sherkum karaiyai,
"akarai" yendridalaam.

(i wrote this during my first year of my college..in one of the boring lectures)